Cons

1. You work 24/7..no lunch break!

2. You have to be at the beck and call of someone MUCH younger then you

3. Your name is now "MOMMY"

4. You are no longer allowed to pee alone!

5. You day consists of sayign things such as...."don't out mommy's makeup in the toilet" "stop pullign the dog's tail"  "Don't put stickers on the t.v."  "Who wrote on my table with permanent marker?"  "Where are the car keys" "Stop drinking rainwater off the sidewalk"........I could go on and on!

6. Your alone time consists of running out to the mailbox

7.  If you get to take a shower, that's a good day!

8. You find yourself singing Barney songs while cleaning up a mess on the floor

9. There is always some sort of snack mashed int othe carpet

10.  You don't get paid money!

Pros

1. You get to wake up to.."Good morning Mommy"

2.  The little ones hugs and kisses are there all day!

3. Your name is now "Mommy"

4. You get to act like a crazy person and the kids think it;s funny

5. The kids don't care if you don't have makeup on and your hair done

6. You get to watch your kids grow everyday

7.  When you sing Barney your kids think you have a fabulous singing voice!

8. If you felt lazy and didn't get any housework done, you can blame it on the kids

9. You can go on playdates instead of board meetings

10. You get paid in love!